10 Reasons Why A Lesbian Should Be President

Posted: July 22, 2010 in Uncategorized
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1.  A lesbian can fight hard as hell and then completely make up a few hours later.

2.  It would really piss off Sarah Palin and all the Tea Party people.

3.  Everyone on Capital Hill looks like a lesbian anyways.

4.  She would use the stalking  expertise of all her ex-girlfriends to find Osama Bin Laden.

5.  The more socially advanced Europeans would like Americans again.

6.  Since surveys say that lesbians make better mothers, there will be no budget cuts for education.

7.  She will make sure that women make the same amount as men do!

8.  Ellen will do what Oprah did for Obama!

9.  Lesbian is the new black.

10.  There will finally be equal rights for everyone in the USA.

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